- The Bow-Wow Theory:
The believers of this theory suggest that our ancestors started imitating natural sounds like the ‘splash’ of water. They think that eventually, the sounds like bang, moo, and cuckoo turned into proper words. But those that think that language originated this way forget that the sound of a dog’s bark is heard differently everywhere. There can be no universal basis for humans to pick up natural sounds as words. It is also interesting to note that many such sounds are recent. They did not exist before, nor did they have natural origins.
- The Ding-Dong Theory:
This theory was favored by Plato. The idea behind it was that the first words were made in harmony with the world. For instance, the sounds like thunder and boom were the exact meaning of their original words. However, the idea that sound and meaning can always be the same is not correct. Even today, we cannot establish a connection between sound and meaning in most languages, except a few rare occurrences.
- The La-La Theory:
A Danish linguist by the name of Otto Jespersen suggested that spoken word developed from the feelings of joy, love, and especially song. There are many flaws in this idea. How can songs exist before words? What filled the gap between the emotional and the rational aspect of speech? Since there is no answer to these questions, the idea of Otto Jespersen has been debunked.
- The Pooh-Pooh Theory:
This one suggests that words originated from interjections. When humans felt pain, they said ‘ouch’ and surprise made them say ‘oh!’ People who believed in this theory think that the interjections ultimately turned into words, which latter formed languages. However, the biggest flaw here is that there aren’t that many interjections. Even now that our languages are advanced, they don’t have that many interjections. There is also the issue that the intakes of breath and the clicks used in interjection don’t bear any resemblance to vowels and consonants that are found in different languages.
- The Yo-He-Ho Theory:
Similar to the theory mentioned above, the believers of this one thought that when humans engaged in heavy physical labor, they grunted, groaned, and snorted. These grunts and groans changed into words. That’s how languages came to be according to the believers of this theory. The idea that language originated from grunts does explain the rhythmic aspects of present-day vernaculars. However, it fails to explain the way languages are structured today. So, even this theory does not bring us any satisfactory answers about the origins of the spoken word.